"Daddy! I just broke my toe! Can I have a new one?"

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"Mommy, I am a CALENDAR!" (What???)

We were playing baseball tonight in the backyard with Colt. David missed the ball (PROBABLY because of Colt's throw - ha), but Colt said "Daddy, you know why you missed it? Because you didn't keep the ball on your eye!"

(I think he meant "keep your eye on the ball")

I told Colt he couldn't have any more fruit snacks because he wasn't willing to share them -

Colt: "I am sharing. I am shareful!"

Definition of a "good boy" according to Colt:

1. Hug things
2. Kiss things
3. Smile
4. Brush your teeth
5. Wear clothes

David asked him who taught him those things, and Colt said "God did!" We asked him to let us know next time he talked to God. Colt said God gave him kisses too.

Colt: "Mom, can I please have some milk and craisins?"

Colt: "Mom, will juice make my teeth fall out?" (I must have accidentally gave him a complex about cavities and his teeth falling out! Don't worry, we just discussed it)

Random. I love him.

"Mom, is this CHRISTMAS?!" was the first thing out of his mouth when we pulled into a cute antique store decorated with white Christmas lights. . .

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Once, we talked about cavities and why we brush our teeth. . . now, EVERY time I say "it's time to brush your teeth," Colt responds "Are my teeth falling out? Are they black?"

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He went to my OB appt. today for baby Kylie, and it was so funny - everything the doctor said, Colt responds: "That's AMAZING!"

Coltisms

(Walking to the park yesterday) "Mommy, it's soooo bright and Sunday out here!"

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Colt: "I've got some punny (money) Mom."
Me: "Oh really. Where is your punny?"
Colt: "In my butt."

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Everytime I do something for him, he responds, "Thank you MY MAN!"

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David and I were having an "adult conversation" over dinner a few night ago. Colt was just sitting there eating, and asked, "What did you say Mommy?" I said, "oh nothing. . . Mommy was just talking to Daddy." Then Colt repeated EXACTLY what I had said. . . which was kind of personal and long - so that was amazing and noteworthy to remember what NOT to say in front of him anymore.