TOP 3 today:

"Dad! It's DARKY!!"

"If Mrs. Jenn lost her house, I would give her my house. Then I would just get another house."

"Mom, maybe I should sleep with you tonight. Maybe that's an idea."

(The other evening) - "OH MAN!!"

What's wrong Colt?

"The sky is getting dark!!"

What's wrong with that?

"That means it's time for BED!"

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(On the way home from church today while inspecting one of his scrapes on his leg) - "MOM! I got hair on my leg! I got hair on my leg like Daddy!!!"

I had taught Colt the Spanish words for boy and girl sometime last week: "Chico and Chica." He surprised me today while reading the same book, when the little boy page came he said, "Mom is he a Cheetoh or Cheetah?"

Colt: "I want to go live at Mrs. Jenn's house. Our house is too fandy."

"What do you mean by fandy Colt?"

Colt: (He pointed at the fans) "We have to many of those."

Colt L.O.V.E.S golf! He actually sat on David's lap and watched a golfing tournament for about an hour. . . loving every second. I would just laugh because he was CONSTANTLY asking questions (I'm sure David was loving that). Colt's famous line from watching that golf tourney is "He's a good shotter-man!"

When I asked what his favorite sport was, it went something like this:
"Which is your favorite, Golf or Baseball?" = Golf.
"Which is your favorite, Golf or Football?" = Golf.
"Which is your favorite, Golf or Basketball?" = Golf.
"Ok, so which is your SECOND favorite. . . baseball or basketball?" = Golf.

Colt's greatest made up word: "Superly!"

For an example on it's usage - "Mommy, is it raining? I want it to rain SUPERLY harder!"
or. . . "Oh MOOOOMMY! I am SUPERLY excited!"

Makes me smile.

We were test driving a truck this evening (craigslist). Colt decided to climb over the seat to get his shoes - I said, "Colt! You can't climb all over cars. Especially this car - it's not even ours." He just looked at me and said, "Ok Mommy, but maybe this is a truck."

I had to laugh.
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Tonight, Colt randomly asked me if I was a "nurse." At first, I thought he called me a NERD! haha. . . But, he quickly corrected me and called me "nurse" instead of "mommy" the rest of the night :-)