Colt had to leave the dinner table to poop, but he came back and David noticed he didn't hear the toilet flush. He said, "I didn't hear the toilet flush." Colt said, "I can't flush! It's loading." hahahaha. We couldn't help but laugh (he meant the tank was refilling with water to flush again).

Colt: "I think I ate to much Mom." Me: "Were eyes bigger than your stomach buddy?" Colt: "What does that even mean?" Me: "Sometimes when you see lots of yummy food, you think you can eat more than you stomach can really hold." Colt: "But my eyes are REALLY a lots SMALLER than my stomach?" Me: (yes, I guess so in reality huh?)

Colt's most recent cute statement: "Mom, when I . . . what's it called? When I'm 18 I RETIRE from school right? I think I should stay home until I'm 19 just to be safe though. Then I will go find my wedded wife." :) :) :)

Another good Colt question, "Mom, will people in wheelchairs be able to walk again?" I told him it depends on the reason they are in the wheelchair (i.e. injury, broken bone, accident, age, paralysis). He said, "Oh! I get it. So, if someone spills glue all over their legs and can't get it off, then their legs will be glued together FOREVER and they won't be able to walk again." I died laughing. That was funny.

Walking Colt home from school, for some reason MY hands were freezing and Colt's were warm! I asked him why MY hands were cold and his weren't? His answer: "Maybe. . . you are about to die?" WHAT? Um, no. Try again son. His second answer: "Maybe because it's turning winter." That's more probable and acceptable to me :)

When I grow up I would like to be an Indian, and I would like to be called Flying Eagle.

Tonight Colt wanted to find a girl and boy frog so the frogs could get married and have babies... Then he could have lots of frogs.

I just like the fact that he added the "get married" part in there! Ha!