Funny things from today. . .

Daddy: "Colt, we are going to see your #1 girlfriend!"

Colt: "MOMMY?!"

Daddy: "Well. . . no, I guess it's your #2 girlfriend then."

Colt: "Aubrey."

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Colt: "I sure do need to use the potty. I think my baby is coming out!"

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Mommy: "Where are you going Colt?"

Colt: "Texas." (random)