TOP 3 today:

"Dad! It's DARKY!!"

"If Mrs. Jenn lost her house, I would give her my house. Then I would just get another house."

"Mom, maybe I should sleep with you tonight. Maybe that's an idea."

(The other evening) - "OH MAN!!"

What's wrong Colt?

"The sky is getting dark!!"

What's wrong with that?

"That means it's time for BED!"

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(On the way home from church today while inspecting one of his scrapes on his leg) - "MOM! I got hair on my leg! I got hair on my leg like Daddy!!!"