Me: "Colt, you need a hair cut."

Colt: "I don't really want a hair cut."

Me: "But your hair is getting long."

Colt: "Well your hair is long Mom.  Maybe you should get a hair cut.  I like my hair all sizes."

David was going somewhere and told Colt he was going to miss him so much that he would probably cry. . . Well, Colt had a great idea and told David that God was always with him and since we don't know what God looks like, he could pretend that God looked like Colt or Mommy. Then he wouldn't cry.
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David was laying with Colt the other night and was pretending that Colt was his pillow. Colt said, "DAD! I am NOT pillow! DO I LOOK LIKE A PILLOW? No, pillows are rectangles. Do I look like a rectangle? No!"

and that same night:

"Dad your breath stinks. It smells like tomatoes. If you go brush your teeth, THEN you can come lay with me again. Ok, Dad?"
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I gave Colt a taste of guava/mango juice. He said, "Mom, this is GOODER than any other juice I've EVER had!"

Me: "It's BETTER than any other juice. . . "

Colt: "Yes, it's BETTER AND GOODER! Now, may I please have another 'scoop'?" (scoop?? of juice?)