Colt and I were talking about how sick I was with all 3 pregnancies, and then how painful it is to give birth. He said he was really glad he wasn't a girl and didn't have to have babies! He asked if I ever wished I were a boy instead :) I said, "No, I'm thankful to be your Mommy." What he said next made me laugh. He said, "It's amazing how we start out as small as a little hair and turn into this, huh? I'm glad I can't remember what it was like in your belly, because I would be screaming WHERE IS THE CHU KOU (Chinese for exit - bahahaha)??!!"

Colt had to leave the dinner table to poop, but he came back and David noticed he didn't hear the toilet flush. He said, "I didn't hear the toilet flush." Colt said, "I can't flush! It's loading." hahahaha. We couldn't help but laugh (he meant the tank was refilling with water to flush again).

Colt: "I think I ate to much Mom." Me: "Were eyes bigger than your stomach buddy?" Colt: "What does that even mean?" Me: "Sometimes when you see lots of yummy food, you think you can eat more than you stomach can really hold." Colt: "But my eyes are REALLY a lots SMALLER than my stomach?" Me: (yes, I guess so in reality huh?)

Colt's most recent cute statement: "Mom, when I . . . what's it called? When I'm 18 I RETIRE from school right? I think I should stay home until I'm 19 just to be safe though. Then I will go find my wedded wife." :) :) :)