Colt gets a lot of "wedgies" in the car - I think because he doesn't like to sit still. Nevertheless, it cracked me up when he said, "MAMA! I can't get my wedgie out! It keeps hitting my butt!!"

While waiting in line for ice cream at the delicious Coldstone Creamery, Colt just couldn't resist the urge to reach up and SMACK the man directly in front of us RIGHT IN THE "backside/bum/rear end/booty/tush/cheeks/buns/bottom/rump" - no matter how you say it, it's still embarrassing!!! I could not believe it, and I think this was the FIRST time that my face actually became red with embarrassment because of something my child did in public. David and I didn't even know what to say. . . but we apologized to the man and then explained to Colt why we DO NOT do that. . .

"Mommy, Kylie (2 months old) just said ENGLAND!" Really Colt? I thought she was crying?

David, who has been working on a bathroom remodel and also ran 6 miles with a friend this morning, said "I'm sore!"

Colt replied, "I'm SWORD too Daddy! Yep, I'm sword."

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We went to the park early this morning and Colt was riding his bike all around. There were tons of people walking/running. Colt tried to talk to most of them as they ran by. He kept asking this older gentleman what his name was. The gentleman wasn't being rude, but he obviously had lost his hearing in his old age. Colt just couldn't understand why he was answering his question! I think Colt asked him what his name was about 10-12 times. Oh my.

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Trying to pass the time while we wait in the car we often play "I Spy." Today I pointed out an American flag ON TOP of the Home Depot store. Colt saw it . . . then said, "who left that up there Mommy?"

Mom, you need to make me MARRIED so I can have a baby. . . (yep, that's what he said. I made him clarify about 10 times).

Colt, are you pretending?
"No. I am for realing!"
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"Mom, we need to love beachudder (each other)."
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After trying to console his crying baby sister by giving her the pacifier and singing, he gave up and said, "Mom I think she's hungry."