Colt: "Mom, I want a costume like Luke Skywalker and a LIGHTSAVER!"
Me: "It's lightSABER not lightSAVER Colt. . . buh buh saber."
Colt: "Oh, sorry. I was a lightBABER!"
Me: "saber. . .not baber."
Colt: "Mom, how about we pretend you can say it however you want? Like lightSAVER and however you say it."